May 2013
liarnjamespayne:
in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
Don’t you hate it when a Facebook status is obviously about you, but if you made a status obviously about that person they’d absolutely flip out.
doc-knock:
this is seriously my favorite...
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
that-kid-from-london:
borinq:
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Watchosamah:
I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO GIVEN TO MANKIND
